Thursday, September 24, 2015

The night I was a prostitute......(undercover)

I think I have mentioned that I spent almost twenty years in law enforcement.  Many of those were in the worst parts of Atlanta.  Fulton Industrial Boulevard for instance is the hooker capital.  Not the Pretty Woman type prostitutes either.

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First let me say that I have NO experience acting.  I had only been out of the Army for a few years.  I was in an Honor Guard unit while I was stationed at Ft. McPherson.  Pretty much I walk like a robot, still do.  I have been told recently that I walk like a police person-duh!!
I am a clean freak, my shoes have to be clean, my hair has to be in a perfect ponytail, I use lots of lotions all the things that most prostitutes don't do-I did  I was wearing a white tank top and jean shorts.  The white shirt was pristine white another big clue.
We had our briefing at the police station.  The male officers were lying on the ground like they were drunks and there were several other officers in civilian clothes parked in beat up cars. 
If someone approached me and offered money I would move my purse from one shoulder to the next.
I was so nervous-not of getting hurt-but that I would be sticking out like a sore thumb.
First car that pulls up, guy rolls down his window, looks at me and says "your a f#@*ing cop aren't you?"  I said what makes you think that next thing I heard tires squealing and he was gone. 
Seriously am I that obvious, after a quick coaching session I tried again.
Success, and no I do not want a handful of crack.
There were a few close calls, for instance, the police officer lying on the ground pretending to be drunk got attacked, he was fine.
A group of hispanic men tried to pull me into their Bronco, they all went to jail
It turned out to be so much fun.
After the paddy wagon was full, eleven people, I thought I would be so cool and make a comment.  "don't worry guys you did get f@#&ed tonight"    Why on earth did I have to say that?  It was fun but I never wanted to do it again.
I have no idea why I am even posting this.  I just want to share some of my experiences some of them are too funny not to share.

What is the scariest thing you have ever done?
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